He has truly become Drunkle Nate
I thought of this and made it in paint, because I don’t have photoshop. You are welcome, world.
2/3/2011: I’m onto you
I went to trader joes tonight after the gym to pick up a few things (I have friends coming to town) and to get more coffee, since I drink a canister a week. To be fair, I work from home so I eat most meals at home and drink coffee at home in the morning.
I’ve always been a fan of the Trader Joe’s —
(I had to take a break too google the exact name of the coffee type from TJs I drink and I still can’t find it, even on this http://www.traderjoes.com/pdf/guides/guide-coffee-brochure.pdf. I have this coffee in the kitchen but I just cannot get motivated to get up and go look. I will do it soon, and you will never know how long it actually took me. Oh, now I can’t becase my roommate I dont know - though we’ve lived together for a year and never had a conversation - is in the kitchen and I am uncomfortable)
The point is, think of the cheapest coffee they had. It was 3.99, it was a dark roast, it was pretty delicious, and now they are charging 4.49. Well why bother! I might as well just get the 4.99 sumatra coffee guilt free. Do othr people notice price changes like this, or am I legitimately mental? The fact that I saw it and was completely outraged, and then realized I have a place where I can freely bitch about it other than the group chat with my friends on BBM.
ALSO - THERE WAS NO FUCKING GREEK YOGURT. I bought a Fage because I can’t stand eating other breakfasts.
I’ll pay for your dinner if you bring me and say that you’d like him to meet your BF
— Alex, trying to help me get out of a date
Well you know, everybody is just 4 or 5 decision away from shitting in a bucket.
— Sarah (quoting Hoarders)