You won't find these funny

Jun 12
  • Thomas: this guy sounds like a dick
  • Thomas: i can see how you're attracted to him
Apr 17

I am seeing kieran this week!!!

  • me: i got you something special for our honeymoon
  • http: //www.styleite.com/retail/jean-underpants-photos/
  • Kieran: babe i love you!!!!
  • Kieran: theyre perfect
Apr 04

quote He has truly become Drunkle Nate

— Grace
Mar 09
@duckumu
(Via www.regretsy.com)

@duckumu

(Via www.regretsy.com)

Feb 16
I thought of this and made it in paint, because I don’t have photoshop. You are welcome, world.

I thought of this and made it in paint, because I don’t have photoshop. You are welcome, world.

Feb 07
shortbreadsh:

Calendario Romano: a calendar of hot priests.  (This one’s my favorite.)
My friends and family really dropped the ball this Christmas/birthday season.

 Father What a waste

shortbreadsh:

Calendario Romano: a calendar of hot priests.  (This one’s my favorite.)

My friends and family really dropped the ball this Christmas/birthday season.

 Father What a waste

Feb 03

2/3/2011: I’m onto you

I went to trader joes tonight after the gym to pick up a few things (I have friends coming to town) and to get more coffee, since I drink a canister a week. To be fair, I work from home so I eat most meals at home and drink coffee at home in the morning.

I’ve always been a fan of the Trader Joe’s —

(I had to take a break too google the exact name of the coffee type from TJs I drink and I still can’t find it, even on this http://www.traderjoes.com/pdf/guides/guide-coffee-brochure.pdf. I have this coffee in the kitchen but I just cannot get motivated to get up and go look. I will do it soon, and you will never know how long it actually took me. Oh, now I can’t becase my roommate I dont know - though we’ve lived together for a year and never had a conversation - is in the kitchen and I am uncomfortable)

The point is, think of the cheapest coffee they had. It was 3.99, it was a dark roast, it was pretty delicious, and now they are charging 4.49. Well why bother! I might as well just get the 4.99 sumatra coffee guilt free. Do othr people notice price changes like this, or am I legitimately mental? The fact that I saw it and was completely outraged, and then realized I have a place where I can freely bitch about it other than the group chat with my friends on BBM.

ALSO - THERE WAS NO FUCKING GREEK YOGURT. I bought a Fage because I can’t stand eating other breakfasts.

Jan 26
  • Me: women suck, I hate my own kind
  • Me: however, I like the power I yield
  • Jelloe: describe this power
  • Jelloe: I can get craig to do almost anything too, lol.
Jan 25

quote I’ll pay for your dinner if you bring me and say that you’d like him to meet your BF

— Alex, trying to help me get out of a date
Jan 11

quote Well you know, everybody is just 4 or 5 decision away from shitting in a bucket.

— Sarah (quoting Hoarders)