June 2011
1 post
Thomas: this guy sounds like a dick
Thomas: i can see how you're attracted to him
April 2011
2 posts
I am seeing kieran this week!!!
me: i got you something special for our honeymoon
http: //www.styleite.com/retail/jean-underpants-photos/
Kieran: babe i love you!!!!
Kieran: theyre perfect
“He has truly become Drunkle Nate”
– Grace
March 2011
1 post
February 2011
3 posts
2/3/2011: I'm onto you
I went to trader joes tonight after the gym to pick up a few things (I have friends coming to town) and to get more coffee, since I drink a canister a week. To be fair, I work from home so I eat most meals at home and drink coffee at home in the morning.
I’ve always been a fan of the Trader Joe’s —
(I had to take a break too google the exact name of the coffee type from TJs I...
January 2011
5 posts
Me: women suck, I hate my own kind
Me: however, I like the power I yield
Jelloe: describe this power
Jelloe: I can get craig to do almost anything too, lol.
“I’ll pay for your dinner if you bring me and say that you’d like him...”
– Alex, trying to help me get out of a date
“Well you know, everybody is just 4 or 5 decision away from shitting in a bucket.”
– Sarah (quoting Hoarders)
me: he was staring at me like he was in love
Bridget: that's the worst thing i've ever heard
I signed on AIM for the first time in 2 years and...
me: hi
Sue: what??/
me: i just said hi
Sue: is that you?
me: yes
Sue: what's my dog's name
me: the dead one or live one
Sue: cute
Sue: ok it's you
December 2010
6 posts
club andrei is a great nickname
Thomas: uh oh club andrei just landed in moscow
Thomas: guess i'm not working out tomorrow
Jait: Lifting shot glasses to your mouth works the biceps
Thomas: ha
Thomas: gonna be doing a lot of reps
Jait: hey question
Kieran: hellllooo
Jait: nevermind I asked google. I wish I had a web browser where I could send you questions
Jait: I know I could text them
Kieran: I dont wish that
Kieran: but I would accept it
yes, like that
Jait: i have big issues with trying to do things normally
Alex: like...
Alex: when mike colletti came to your birthday
Alex: and you started touching his face
You will not find this funny.
me: stahw pu
Melissa: gnihton hcum ?u
me: i tsuj eta na gge hciwdnas, ti saw suoiciled
me: fi uoy erew ni eht ymra i dluow etirw uoy sdrawkcab srettel tub eht tnemnrevog dluow kniht uoy era a yps eveicer terces segassem
Melissa: yletinifed....tub fi uoy tnaw ot yrt, dnes meht ot giarc dna ees tahw sneppah
osla, i tsuj dah na gge hciwdnas oot
me: giarc dluow ton eb elba ot erugif meht tou cb eh si dedrater
me: did uoy ekam sruoy? I did
Melissa: i did... ti si driew nehw eht sdrow kool eht emas sdrawkcab
me: fi i saw a yps i dlouw etirw uoy hsilgne sdrow sdrawkcab tub osla ni cillryc
me: i eerga
shortbreadhi:
Five - When the Lights Go Out
...
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
4 posts
Craig: I need to get one of those half dresses for my halloween costume
Jait: Half dress?
Craig: You know, the one that only goes to your waist
Jait: a SKIRT?
This is my boyfriend
Jait: I just tripped while I was jogging.
Craig: god I wish I could see thses things
Craig: I feel like watching you would fall would complete me
September 2010
4 posts
Jait: wah wah wah i hate my body
Ian: Of course. Well watch out, I'll talk about that a lot if I don't stop myself
Jait: yeah I know you hate your thighs
Ian: My fat ankles, too
Jait: Why are you so cute?
Craig: Brain injuries?
August 2010
5 posts
“My mom thinks I’m an incarnation of her grandmother because neither of us...”
– Craig
Craig: you're still a bitch, but you're very pretty
Jait: i am not
Jait: i am a jerk
Jait: its different
Craig: i'm kidding, stop being bitchy
Craig: i used to think i knew what retarded was
Jait: lol this better somehow be a compliment craig
Craig: but you have redefined an entire medical condition in both a groundbreaking and attractive way
Jait: there we go
Craig: nice clean up huh lol
“I like to compare my haircut to that of an edgy, female celebrity. Not a boy.”
– Craig
“It’s hard to believe that you have such a pretty face when i see that...”
– Craig
July 2010
15 posts
this is the best conversation
Kieran: "but i dont understand other peoples feelings" - caitlyn johnson
Jait: "I used to think it was pre-madonna. Like people weren't as big as madonna yet but already thought they were at her level" - Kieran Valla
Kieran: ah i cant type today
Kieran: my hands are faster than my brain
Jait: thats not saying much
Jait: zing
Jait: ZINGGG
3 minutes
Kieran: you got me caitlyn
Kieran: you really did
Kieran: i hope you feel good about your joke
because ive been crying for the last 3 minutes
Kieran: whats pms?
Kieran: programs?
Jait: yes
Jait: lady programs
Ill leave this as cryptic as possible
Jait: im not bald that is brains
Grace: oh that's what i thought at first
Grace: but then i was like nah she's going for the dino look
Grace: because dinosaurs don't have hair!
Grace: it's all very logical
Jait: god is punishing me for being cutesy
Sarah: *Satan
Jait: I really enjoy the grinch because I relate to his train of thought
Craig: I always get so hungry watching him steal the roast beast
Jait: No Nick he is an officer and a gentleman. Like that movie!!!
Nick: The one where the dog plays basketball? Air Bud?
Jait: imagine if michael buble sang havent met you yet to your unborn child
Grace: that sounds like something you made up in your head
Grace: and we would laugh and say "omg imagine"
Grace: EXCEPT IT'S REAL
Jait: I didnt want the last drink
Jait: I was peer pressured!
Sarah: book clubs can be like that
Jait: Just because I don't eat meat anymore doesn't mean I don't know how to deliciously prepare it!
Craig: Are you propositioning me?
I stand by my statement
Bella: there are things in life I want to hear
Jait: haha
Bella: Robert Pattinson is into me
Bella: George Clooney is ready for love
Bella: but 'Meatloaf is surprisingly attractive'
Bella: is not one of them
June 2010
12 posts
Jait: coolio
Ralph: you've reached gangsta's paradise... wasssup?
“Well I certainly didn’t make out with Jim Kelley. On a Tuesday!”
– SM
