December 2009
84 posts
“chris gethard just ruined twitter”
– James, lovingly of course
“Boo hoo! My name’s Jaits and I just want someone to make a Lifetime...”
– Nick
Grace: i only want to trash things if i am actually black out drunk
Grace: when it comes naturally
Jait: you love to torture blue eyed blondes
Jait: the exact opposite of hitler
Sarah: somebody's gotta do it
WatchI just stared at this almost as mesmerized as that video of the lady putting on her prostethic leg to enya for 8 minutes
Jait: i got a christmas card AND a birthday card from the thrashers
Jait: not a birthday slash christmas card
Jait: 2 seperate cards
Michael: photo of them in sweaters by the fire?
Michael: except jake is shirtless
Michael: holding a bow knife
Jait: to babes neck
Michael: but they're smiling
Michael: because thats their foreplay
Can't wear my mom's sweatpants
Jait: This emo guy is like Plum
Michael: i mean besides the outfit and the being awake
Jait: ha
Jait: plum used to talk about his poetry
Michael: hahaha
Michael: his POE-ems
Jait: YES
Jait: THATS HOW WE SAY IT
1. it = being violent and destructive 2. Yes I am...
Jait: sigh i feel like i got it out of my system and might behave at kierans
Sean: bull shit im sure as hell not going to
Sean: i want to make sure we outdo whatever you did to get yourselves banned
Jait: did he dart his tongue
Jait: like a frog
Jait: trying to catch flies
Jait: that were inside your mouth
Kristie: first we had been sitting on the floor at penn station waiting for a late train, and i made the mistake of saying JESUS CHRIST CAITLYN STOP MAKING ME LAUGH... pick me up using your strength
I lost quite a few followers after admitting I...
I saw 500 days last night for the first time and it made me angry and spiteful and angry.
frankhejl:
Fuck that. Adventureland was MUCH better.
thedarkspark:
Is this where I mention that my best friend and I were close to walking out of Love Actually because it was an offensive and misogynistic piece of shite (guy gets the younger/naive/innocent girl who selflessly tends to his needs and...
(The breakout star is that mans hair)
Epler: I want someone to kiss me on new years
Jait: i want a juicer
Epler: So different, yet so the same
Christmas anxiety attack moderated by Sean while...
Jait: I don't know what to buy anyone, but I found ben schwartz's book
Jait: I might want to buy it for my sister except the title "why is daddy in a dress" hits too close to home
Sean: hahahah true
Jait: I literally know nothing about my family
Jait: Now I am freaking out
Sean: dont freak out ill walk you through it
Jait: What should I get my mom
Sean: how about pasta with specialty sauces?
Sean: last year i got a pasta/sauce of the month club
Jait: : She doesn't like to cook for herself
Sean: okay, what about magazines, a magazine subscription alongside something relevant to the magazine?
Jait: No idea
Sean: hmm okay
Jait: A sweater??
Sean: does she need a sweater?
Jait: I don't know
Jait: Alright I got my grandma like a zip up robe and slippers
Jait: She's in an old folks home
Sean: ooohh she will love that
Sean i would
Jait: : lol I really am laughing
Jait: Can I get my mom a perfume I think she might like
Jait: Its expensive
Sean: if she is going to like it
Jait: I think she might but I have no idea
Jait: I like it
Jait: It smells like honey suckles which she loves
Sean: then im sure she will love it
Jait: I think she will appreciate that it has thought in it
Sean: perfect
Jait: I hate christmas I dont care about this!!!!
Sean: i didnt want to have to do this
Sean: but
Sean: tonight you will be visited by three ghosts
Jait: Bah humbug
WE CAN START ON NYE!
Jait: i dont know what the heck is happening in the apartment above me but i do not like it
you know in basketball practice where you would run down the court to touch different lines and then back pedal? it sounds like they are doin that
Jait: am i allowed to bang on the ceiling?
Sean: sure you can bang on the ceiling
Sean: we have problems with the people below us, they blast lady gaga over and over and over again at horrible times
Jait: that is a good idea
Jait: i should blast lady gaga
Jait: thats what i should have gotten from that right
Sean: haha sure
Sean: well, maybe we should do the line drills in our apt
Jait: call me garfield
Grace: CUZ I'M ORANGE AND LUV LASAAAAAGNEEEE
Wrapping presents; watching Adult Swim.
chamberlain:
Great programming bumps tonight. All music by Rush Coil’s 8Bit Christmas project. Real good.
If you like 8bit christmas music google mafialligator. I was going to do it for you but i got tired.
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