January 2010
29 posts
2 grand on improv is paying off finally
Jait: Is Grace's new apartment close enough to yours for a can phone?
Nick: Yes! But I don't have many minutes left on my can phone. That's a funny joke bc its not a real phone. It's a can, Jaits. I'm funny!
“I have a theory that if you can concoct anything in your mind, its already on...”
– Mike
“I have a spreadsheet I made from August 2006 til May 2007 that lists every food...”
– Alex
Jait: is it every man's fantasy to have their own clubhouse? this many on jerry springer just said that
Alex: like where women aren't allowed? i have one but neglected to show you.. you know.. because you're not allowed to see it
Jait: get your mind out of the gutter
Kieran: my mind is a gutter
“Man I love Elvis. He was a tall drink back before fat Elvis ate him”
– Smac
I wonder how long we would have kept this going
Jait: can we ask kevin and annie on a double date?
Grace: we should, i miss them
15 minutes
Jait: WE REALLY SHOULD
Grace: NO FOR REAL
Grace: I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING
Jait: IM 100% IN EVEN IF IT INVOLVES KIDNAPPING
Jait: LETS JUST SHOW UP AT THEIR APARTMENT
Grace: I WILL BREAK THEIR WINDOWS I SWEAR TO GOD
Jait: WE'LL SCOPE OUT THE SCENE TO CHECK IF THEY HAVE SLOMIN SHIELD I CANT GO BACK TO THE CLINK
Grace: THAT WAS MY FAULT THE FIRST TIME AGAIN I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT IT WAS MY BAD
Jait: LOOK WE SHOULD HAVE DISCUSSED THE CODE WORD MORE OK ITS NO ONES FAULT
Grace: OKAY SO I WILL BREAK THE WINDOWS FIRST BUT THAT ALSO MEANS I GET TO SPOON WITH THEM FIRST ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT
Grace: I KNOW HOW YOU LONG FOR HUMAN TOUCH AFTER YOUR TIME IN THE SLAMMER
Jait: THATS COOL I'LL USE THAT TIME TO TRY ON ALL OF THEIR CLOTHING
Jait: WAIT WE SHOULD GO IN DRSSED LIKE THEM
Grace: OKAY OKAY
Jait: SO IF THEY WAKE UP TOO SOON THEY WILL JUST THINK ITS THEM
Grace: I'LL BRING MY FOG MACHINE SO THEY THINK THEY'RE DREAMING
Grace: OKAY I GOTTA GO EAT SOMETHING OUT OF THE DUMPSTER BUT I'LL SEE YOU LATER
Grace: SHOT I'M DRESSING LIKE TALL KEVIN
Jait: You are wearing a shirt with my picture on it right now aren't you
Alex: it's a scarf.. your mom re-gifted it to me
Correct
Jait: i killed an ant and now my hands smell weird
Grace: you pounded it with your fist?
Grace: i seriously want to make the lady gaga/jim kelley album called "fame monthter"
Jait: i am covered in bruises..my hip bones are like purple
Grace: i believe it i was really drunk last night like, stumbling around
Jait: um me and nick wrestled for an hour and a half while you and sean commented with italian accents for half of it
Jait: i'd say we were all pretty drunk
Jait: when she says he is fine I'm imagining shes saying it like He is FOINNEEEE
Jait: but i bet thats not right
Brigid: hahaha no no i dont think it is
Brigid: wish it was though
Jait: when she says too friendly a kiss im imaginging tonsil hockey
Brigid: dips her low
“i have a messenger cat but i can’t use him with you as you will stuff up...”
– Alex
Jait: I usually sleep at brigids but I am too tall for her couch
Alex: a real best friend would buy a longer couch
Jait: i am still watching this regardless of your objections
Alex: whatever i'm taking a step back and looking at pictures of cats
Jait: have you been chewing toilet paper
Alex: not yet .. i want it to be special
“you know the world is in a bad place when 2 gals agree to this statement:...”
– Moogie
“Are you getting your period? My teeth are moving around”
– Sue (via lifewithsue)
“your punches are equivalent to making out”
– Monica
Grace: I sent you a picture of the guy I met last night
Jait: he's cute
Grace: except he has a curled mustache now
Jait: so do you sometimes
Grace: it was only twice!!!
